Add a dash of vermouth (dry) to a glass of metal conditioner, garnish with a jalapino pepper, and you have a VAROOOM martini! Of course afterward, you'll want to brush your teeth with varsol!
mooooooraV
P.S. Don't smoke in the area near the martini OR the varsol..
mooooooraV
P.S. Don't smoke in the area near the martini OR the varsol..