free balls

[Kenneth B.]

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my god mike, why didn't ya warn me sooner of the Blue Ball Phenomenon? now my poor Mongoose gots imperfect balls.mike

Now that there is FUNNY

[Mark D.]

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My wife took mine and said I can't have any more. She says I get into trouble anytime I have my balls.

Thx anyway

Mark

[Kenneth B.]

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I looked just below the last post & in the similar threads there is a thread about DIRTY BALLS for those that need to check.

[Steven B.]

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Ferrgawdssake! Seriously! What size are your balls Mike? I need to replace mine. Last week while trying to get them back in place, before clamping my straps, I dropped them. I found one in my sock and the other I accidently stepped on. I guess I should just replace both as the one in my sock has quite a bit of wear and the other won't roll. One other question, when clamping do yours make a funny sound? I don't want to mess up my rear end, although it does have a crack in it I have to do something about. Can you deliver your balls to the TX Regional? If so maybe you or someone can show me how to install them for smooth, clamping operation.

Thanks!

[Mike M.]

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send me a PM with your snail mail address and i'll send ya a handful of balls. mike

[Mike M.]

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fi can't believe nobody has taken me up on the free balls. if you have a mongoose and its working properly, ya ought to consider the offer of free balls. what am i gonna do with 49 pair of balls.mike with lotsa (not so big) balls.

[Kenneth B.]

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fi can't believe nobody has taken me up on the free balls. if you have a mongoose and its working properly, ya ought to consider the offer of free balls. what am i gonna do with 49 pair of balls.mike with lotsa (not so big) balls.

DR MIKE
I can't help my self. If you would had 49 pair of BIG balls they would have been a run on them or maybe everyone thinks you touched them all & now they are all blue. I'm just saying.I think we need to start a new NCRS award " THE DR MIKE SMALL BLUE BALLS TROPHEY" Iwould be happy to fund it.

[Michael G.]

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All is not lost, Mike. I have it on good authority that the dreaded "BBP" can be ameliorated to some extent by careful and dedicated polishing of the Mongoose tool with a soft, wax-impregnated, cloth. Such a "wax job" can also be effective, though to a lesser extent, on your 49 non-installed (free) free balls, so long as you are careful not to drop them in the process, as free free ball bearing balls should never actually be allowed to attain such a third degree of freedom, as they become confused and lose the free free balls' bearings. My head hurts.

[Steven B.]

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Iff'n I had a Mongoose with bad balls I would take you up on the offer, but I don't have a Mongoose. I guess I could get a couple of balls, put them in a sack and swing them around but I don't think I would let anyone else touch them. if no body takes your balls Mike you will end up with a handfull. Oooohhhhhh, I gotta stop this right now. You guys are a bad, bad influence.

[Mike M.]

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having reread the above posts and taking Ken's thoughts of the DR Mike Small Blue Balls Trophy(AKA Free Gonad Trophy) it would appear to me that there is a tie for the first annual D M S B B T: Mike Garver, Steve Brohard and Ken Barry, all three of whom are as crazy as the marylandmissile. mike

[Steven B.]

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I take afront (a back and two sides) to the accusation I am what he said. My mother had me tested.

[Kenneth B.]

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having reread the above posts and taking Ken's thoughts of the DR Mike Small Blue Balls Trophy(AKA Free Gonad Trophy) it would appear to me that there is a tie for the first annual D M S B B T: Mike Garver, Steve Brohard and Ken Barry, all three of whom are as crazy as the marylandmissile. mike

I am honord to be nomanted for the first DMSBBT award winner but I am disqualified because I am the sponser of the trophy & they will think there is a fix on if I win so I will defere to Mike or Steve. Please let me know the cost of the trophy & I willsend you a check. THANKS MIKE

[John H.]

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You should send them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C. - they are in desperate need of them.

[Steven B.]

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I am honord to be nomanted for the first DMSBBT award winner but I am disqualified because I am the sponser of the trophy & they will think there is a fix on if I win so I will defere to Mike or Steve. Please let me know the cost of the trophy & I willsend you a check. THANKS MIKE

I have to disqualify myself as I didn't know we were supposed to be funny. If I get an award associated with balls I will have to be like the airplane driver and surrender them to my wife who said on our wedding night "Just put those disgusting things away. You won't need them any more." Boy, was she right.